We’ve Come A Long Way Baby

One might not store test on purpose these days
I wonder what is in this?
I have a feeling the before and after pictures will need to be switched after time

Tonight’s folly is tomorrow’s regret doesn’t sell me on this product
The candy that takes you on a trip
Pushing for self medicating is just wrong
When MKultra doctors offer you coffee say no
American druggies is more like it
‘Heroin’ the sedative for cough
Just gross
VD is not Victory…wow
Who would you pick?
Um his finger is on the trigger
Use on Ken and Barbie
Warning: Product may lead to lung cancer
Yes do not try to get rid of mosquitos wear an uncomfortable device instead
More shocking than cocaine use is snorting it through ivory utensils
It’s okay to hear his same jokes repeated if his teeth are white
First world problems
Check out that jealous guy in the background
The face you make when the other guy’s tie has a boner
How did this slip past the Rockefellers? Now a days this product would get you suicided
One night because you might not wake up in the morning
This ad didn’t age well
Devil Chef is a fitting name. Did they have to say ribbed for X-tra pleasure though
Powders and fluffs your stash! Fun fact: Sigmund Freud, the Austrian neurologist who founded the field of psychoanalysis, was fascinated with cocaine. Early in his career, he began to experiment with the drug.
In 1884, at the age of 28, Freud wrote a paper titled “Uber Coca,” which he described as a “song of praise to this magical substance.”
He overlooked a major downside to cocaine: addiction. Freud struggled for the next 12 years to break his cocaine habit.
Stay away from Diddlin’ Doras! They give whoring a bad name!
Is this early S&M?
Must be a Rockefeller product
Is that a hair dryer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Vitamins darling

THESE NEXT ADS ARE SATIRE AND/OR HAVE BEEN DE-BUNKED

Not very politically correct. Politically correct is basically Fascism trying to have manners anyway.
A novelty product. Really it’s just spaghetti-o’s
Never touch your filthy servants again. Additional features include attached cattle prod.
Don’t pick it up just bedazzle it.
Solve the old bathing dilemma
‘A’ is for ‘Already taken’
Pretty good advice
The “Gateway drug” (do not believe that one)